What is Don't Tell My Wife I'm a Cult Leader? 🤔

Coming at ya hot from the '90s, follow the epic story of how a young couch-crashing slacker transformed into the adored antihero of the apocalypse. 🕶

As his prominence grows, we find our consummate leader Floyd on a quest to find meaning while his life is on the line. 💀

His story is about how we strive for faithful companionship in a world teeming with unrelenting hostility. 💥

You'll cheer on this inglorious underdog as he contends with the unchecked powers that rule the commanding heights of his world. 🌎

Floyd's intrepid tale will remind you that as life delivers its soul-crushing trials with one hand, it dispatches hard-won wisdom with the other. 🏅