Old Copy for Front – Don't Tell My Wife I'm a Cult Leader

Old Copy for Front


What is Don't Tell My Wife I'm a Cult Leader? 🤔

Coming at ya hot from the '90s, follow the epic saga of how a couch-crashing slacker recast himself as the adored antihero of the apocalypse.

You'll cheer on Floyd as he contends with the unchecked powers that rule the commanding heights of his world. And his intrepid tale will remind you that as life delivers its soul-crushing trials with one hand, it dispatches hard-won wisdom with the other.

Our story begins with our leader Floyd, who barricaded himself from a growing cohort of encircling authorities. While his life and freedom are on the line, Floyd recounts the decades-long journey of his misunderstood movement.

What is Don't Tell My Wife I'm a Cult Leader? 🤔

Coming at ya hot from the '90s, follow the epic story of how a young couch-crashing slacker transformed into the adored antihero of the apocalypse. As his prominence grows, we find our consummate leader Floyd on a quest to find meaning while his life is on the line. đź’€

His story is about how we strive for faithful companionship in a world teeming with unrelenting hostility. You'll cheer on this inglorious underdog as he contends with the unchecked powers that rule the commanding heights of his world. 🌎

Floyd's intrepid tale will remind you that as life delivers its soul-crushing trials with one hand, it dispatches hard-won wisdom with the other. 🏅